Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

stormycas:

THEY COME BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY FUCK YEAH

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

homosexual-titan:

ratchet-heichou:

ratchet-heichou:

what do you call your upperclassman who likes math

sen3.14

FUCK THIS JOKE

knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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thereswhat-ibelieve:

In the Flesh: 2x06

oeilvert:

they are lost

vanillakeyblade:

Tried uploading it again! First one was bad quality…>.<

**reblog, don’t repost!

50-shades-of-bae:

My dad asked me what I was doing and I accidentally said “ur mom”

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

ya-ssui:

So some were asking me to draw StarX while others want me to draw more RobStar but I personally wanted some RobX and now we should all be happy.

brobecks:

it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

kieren wearing those cute little boots 

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